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On pageants.

It’s my goal to read all of this sassy bitch’s shit one of these days, so I’ve been hitting the “Random Bits of Advice” button while drinking my end-of-the-work-week beer. I’ve read this one before, but it’s something I want to save for posterity’s sake. Such a good response. I love this woman.

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How do you feel about beauty pageants?


Find the nearest black guy. Ask him how he feels about slave auctions. Whatever he says is my answer to your question.

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    It’s my goal to read all of this sassy bitch’s shit one of these days, so I’ve been hitting
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    Gah, these people are genius. I honestly couldn’t have summed it up better myself.
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    i love this woman
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    Uh I think this just made
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