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It’s my goal to read all of this sassy bitch’s shit one of these days, so I’ve been hitting the “Random Bits of Advice” button while drinking my end-of-the-work-week beer. I’ve read this one before, but it’s something I want to save for posterity’s sake. Such a good response. I love this woman.
How do you feel about beauty pageants?
Find the nearest black guy. Ask him how he feels about slave auctions. Whatever he says is my answer to your question.
It’s my goal to read all of this sassy bitch’s shit one of these days, so I’ve been hitting
Gah, these people are genius. I honestly couldn’t have summed it up better myself.
i love this woman
Uh I think this just made